Derelict Junction

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Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Greatest Joke of All Time Nominee #2

I feel compelled to point out before I open the envelope that the comedian here, Dennis Miller, now sucks. For all his supposed "insight", he was the poster-boy for post 9/11 fear, immediately jumping ship over to the right because he thought the Democrats didn't provide him with enough protection from the terrorists. -Like his run-down Topanga Canyon home is at the top of any terrorist lists! That douchebag couldn't get his name on a fucking cheap Star-Map, forget international target list. Dennis, if you're out there, you're no Russell Crowe! Actually, Dennis Miller sucks so much now, I seriously doubt he wrote this joke, which was always my favorite from The Off-White Album. That album is still great, but I suspect a collection of very good writers contributed to it for nominal pay. Old roommie, John Fetus, once said about George Carlin, "We're going to have a tough time convincing the next generation he was ever actually funny, but he was." I feel the same way about Dennis Miller, RIP.

So here it is (referring to the dancework of Deney Terrio replacement, Adrian Zmed, on the culturally significant Dance Fever television show):
"I haven't seen choreography that stiff since the Lee Harvey Oswald prison transfer!"

Didja like that one, Cha-Cha (smirk-smirk)?